ATV Cultural Lesson

I have always considered the ATV or quad to be part of some kind of culling operation put in place by "The Secret Government" or perhaps the Illluminati.   I'm not quite sure (more research is required, "The Secret Govenment" is perhaps the Illuminati).  Regardless, the only way I could understand why these machines existed was as part of the initial steps in a major population cull.  Like, getting us used to lemming like behaviour so that when additional culling mechanisms are initiated, like invading countries or banning cream pies to protect us from terrorism, we respond willingly.

Costa Ricans have detected different possibilities for the ATV.  The roads are crappy here and vehicle taxes prohibitive.  The economic power of the invisible hand has acted as it should.  The creature of this power is the ATV which has inserted itself into a multiplicity of roles for the vehicle impoverished population.  I've seen the family sedan ATV bouncing along with a family of four.  The minivan ATV with mom, dad, baby and groceries.  Too numerous to mention are the various implementations of the cargo van ATV.

I have been hopeful that North Americans could embrace the utility of the ATV and strike a blow against the Illluminatis' intentions.  Unfortunately, American tourists here embrace what they know of the quad and become ATV bandidos;  looking for opportunities to off themselves with their rented charges.

The more things change ...